Life Lesson: Don't Mess With Perfection

Now, I'm always up for taking a swing at the Christofascist Right and have been getting a kick out of their collective silence over this Administration's relationship with a Pro 'Mo (read: gay hustler). It's been even more fun than trying to find some of that famous Christian charity in the aftermath of the tsunami.

But when it comes to lambasting the tightest of the Tighty Righties with style, eloquence and imagery that makes you want to cry, I bow to the master. Word of warning, though - if you're in an environment that frowns on outbursts of laughter, read it at your own peril.